if the murder rate is so high, why are there still bloggers?

No one likes a cry baby. I see my name mentioned more than a few names. So i am not a trademark but I still feel off kylter. The latest breaking news is how the government in the DRC is ignoring the murder of the mountain gorrillas. And we have to find a way to get them to stop the slaughter. People eat and use the bodies for witch craft and other superstitious activities. And when I get back and check out my favourite blogs, what do I come across? Stupidity like a disease break out.

Regarding the blogs I like, it didn't take the Stasi police to figure out what was going on and who was responsible, albeit indirectly. Look at the blogs I knocked off their perched superiority complex. And look at the ones I recommended.

Queen Lestat's kindly friend is probably a friend of R and MJ. But didn't attack MJ because one he is a guy and secondly probably knows him personally. Doesn't seem like the confident and secure type. Has to make great gestures to prove his friendship. Possibly secretly in love with one of the bloggers he calls his friend. Has a sexual identity crisis, his anger rotates between masculine and female in the letter. But is male. Standing up for a female person who his thinks I have hurt by not "liking" their blog. He is a chronic masturbator. Possibly while on MSN surrounded by little candles and dictionaries.

Ok seriously, this is a guy, has the maturity of a 15 year old, has a secret crush on one of the bloggers I said were shittier than a goat's ass in winter. Well you do the maths. It's not hard to work it all out. In fact you can probably run on three blogs, cancel one that seemed to have self-destructed. (great success!) one is male and seems to have wormed his way into the intelligent party and the other is the little stupid butterfly. Poirot would not lose sleep. Now look who are the blogs I like. Only one person get's hatemail?

Short hair out of necessity, a throbbing erection for a special blogger and a Prince Valiant chip on his shoulder. mmm I wonder who it could be.

This is my blog, feel free to comment or not comment. Leave stupid annoying ones with no sense whatsoever. You live in a free world. But don't get angry and mad like a dog because you stryggle to make sense in your home language, you go to a great University but you are intellectualy stimulating as an argument between two planks. It's ok to be stupid, otherwise we would have no people at university charging you to learn knowledge. But please if you want to know how I and why I like these people, come over here. ask me. You are a coward, hiding in your mother's apron waiting for the big bad man to go away. You make me laugh.

The whole threatening a woman is a dead give away. You are a trouble maker, because you can't get a woman to like you. You have no friends and you don't know when they will get rid of you. So you must act like a hero. Very funny. and Sad. You must be a Liverpool or Arsenal supporter.

So come on, here I am you little coward with no friends. You are too scared for dealing with a man? You can't beat me and expect your little girlfriend to get clever. hey maybe if you confess to her she'll give you a kiss?
Sorry if anyone thinks I am drunk. I had to speak their language. Crazy. See what gives. Maybe we can get down to the bottom of this and my presence can stop making life awkward for some people.

I never imagined I would be a blogger celebrity.

and for the second week running, the shittiest blog with a touch of irony goes to:

drum roll please

R

Well one down, one to go. Do parents know their kids are so stupid for the whole world to see? Just plain cock eyed, and no I am talking about her outlook on life. You couldnt drown an ant in what she knows. Heck, you could not wash it's balls either.

So visit, leave a comment and keep checking for updates as we uncover the liverpool FC supporter.