I have neglected my hobby, namely the blogging thing. It's like big brother without the fat english dyke and the mould she passes as hair. And I can tell you it's so entertaining that I think we should make a movie with tom hanks and meg ryan, You got a comment, and it can be about people who post crap and other people and leave smileys and positive reinforcing comments that make the blogger feel warm and fuzzy and think that bad grammar and poor spelling and irreputable syntax maketh the Hilfiger model. Oh God I have seen photos of some of them. My god, eyes cocked like two pistols, and arrogantly stupid.
Hesitantly I have tried to be understanding, but after watching those concerts on the environment where Cameron came out in those teeny shorts and asked us to save electricity (I wonder how much they used to produce and broadcast those concerts in the first place?) I decided we needed to have a concert to rub out the gorilla crap on the net. Firstly blogs that eat up bandwidth, and pollute the internet searches with thoughts and illogocal processes that future archeologists will hopefully not class as "rock paintings of a primitive life form."
In that vein I think It's time to put up a list of really shitty, and shitty is me being nice about it, blogs for this week. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings, but now Paris points and laughs. FTW
What rhymes with Silver?
The Organ Harvester
Being something
large marshmallows
A wondering minstrel
Maybe I am a bit harsh, but reading some of them, I wondered what must occupy these lives to this extent. Living brain donor award goes to...
Here are a few that you might enjoy though. Lord there is hope.
All because of you
Concerning MJ
The Chronicles of Blaaahnia
Undefined (no it's not Alanis)
Vote, comment, swear, but please show us something. That you havent stepped out of Walter's or K-mart catalogue. That aspiration is not a hilfiger advert. Tralalalalala!
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Lol, out of curiosity: do you have a life outside surfing blogs, picking up what exasperates you, then making a somewhat poor attempt at colouring your blog with the terra flawed critique.
Ho Hum.
well it seems to keep you coming back. Maybe it necessitates a change.
lolll
oh my, does anyone notice my trademark 'ho hum' being used and abused?
well, besides that, thank you. i'm honoured to have crawled out from the primeordial sludge and developed a brain cell to keep the other company
*bows*
I don't think organ harvester's too bad. He makes good points at times and updates enough to keep me busy. Rhymes with silver is the utter shit there. Lacks personality, too much of wannabe, too much fake intellectual, too much trying to be real person. Too much attention seeking. Large marshmellows well that's a blog in it's own class. The chick's pretty though and is making progress. And ya chronicles are awesome and undefined too. Concerning MJ is hard to tell. Sometimes it's clever, usually it sounds like he needs to get laid almost as badly as we do
Personally, I think the poetry blog you linked to is generally crap.
But then again, I think lots of poetry out there is just that, a form of semantic self-abuse.
Besides that point, it's just another someone using the net as a channel for expression. With that, I have no qualms.
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