They say in chess you got to kill the queen then you made it…

I love the Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

Medicated mind is overrated.

Quality over quantity.

I hate attention seekers. I attract them. Like Paris attracts errant home video cameras. But like anything worth anything, I still romantically believe that everyone should be given a chance to prove that they are worth your time and effort and the little space you afford them in your life. I don’t understand the need and rush to accumulate friends. Some people, good natured sorts, the type that wouldn’t recognize their own retarded behaviour if it came down and slapped them on the head with a rowing oar. Those types actually annoy the clogged up shit out of me. The kind that have to be everyone’s friend, and when they have a meltdown, you have open up you special cup of nectar so they become drenched in that special glow that only snowflakes know. Someone hand me my traditional weapon. So they run around accumulating thousands of friends that make them feel special and loved and the warm center of the Universe. Beyond that they are about as useful as wrapping a pig in silk.

My patience, always overflowing in it’s virtuous abundance. Off course I bite my tongue until I become a mute. And then it’s a simple case of I’m sorry, this is not going anywhere fruitful and I believe our continued relationship will continue to meet the desired objectives of our brand. Yes I corporatise personal relationships. And maybe that is the secret. Off course I end it off with pleasant don’t burn bridges lingo. It’s a business decision. Continued partnership has lead to unforeseen depletion of reserves of energy and motivation. I am sure you are lovely person deep down inside, but I don’t want to become a miner to find it. All the best of God’s blessing. I wish you every success for your future endeavours. Yada yada yada, you kind of get the picture.

It makes sense to run relationships, friendships and romantic dockings as a business or partnership. When things don’t meet desired objectives, It would be in the interests of both parties to terminate the agreement, shake hands and seek alternative partnerships, collaborations. Life turns one minute to the right and you get a clean slate.

Some people would call this cold.

It’s just business.
Of keeping sane.

Dragan