Thursday, October 25, 2007

Scream as you might

Ever screm so loud and get that feeling that still no one heard you? The South African government's attempt to bring back the sale of ivory is irresponsible, insane in fact. But that is life. the voiceless always get fucked and the plebian meander through the self imposed mazes, erecting flags of self importance.

So who have a singled out for special attention since my last visit? Will Mazozo make a re-appearance as turd of the week? Dont get me wrong I dont think there are very many original bloggers on the world wide web. Thank God it's wide. Sure you can write about how sad you are at being unemployed and how life sucks being a single short midget playing fiddle my ego to the female masses or what about the ultimate pretender?

If God decided to resign and start elsewhere because of better working conditions, it would probably be the internet's fault. SO while ISP's charge exhorbitant amounts trying to do God's work, they obviously dont do enough because retards still make it on. Or as The Queen would put it, fucktards.

But after a quick survey, I will gladly give the award to this weeks worthy recipient.

She might not grab your attention as somebody worthy of a mention but honestly, how long can we put up with this morbid sad feel me better vibe. In fact The Organharvester came a close second. But she beat him hands down because she obviously wants the attention more than him. So please someone drop in and leave her a message.

That is all I am going to say. It's like downing a bottle of tequila, listening to James Blunt and Alanis Morisette mashed together. I have the craving to gnaw out my own wrists just thinking about it. Being down is ok, everyone get's it, by as your default setting? Isnt there an island you could go to, be by yourself? Everyone save up and send them some cash. Maybe The two can go on a depressing little honey moon together.

God Bless