It wonders all right

Stevie Wonder? Seventh wonder? No the bard wonders, obviously not a reference to any mental activity. Possibly wondered into something which had left him terminally unoriginal and a first class cock stroker. Now You dont have to live on the light side of the moon to know that Mazozo, is the hard luck love story, rejected with a strange affinity to mind altering drugs, he has delusions of intelligence and charm. In essence me thinks he is akin to the cousin you never leave around female underwear, even Aunt Gretthe, whose pantaloons could fly you to northern Europe in a stiff breeze, for fear he might sniff the fibres apart. Oh but I never tell tales. His latest offering to cyberspace, instead of the last load of family portraits is digital masturbator's delight. Deprived of all reputable outlets for relief he has obviously found an accepting home where in spite of shortcomings (get it?) he can be the human he aspires to be.

May this bard wonder off into the sunset and never return to a keyboard or terminal with internet access. Pity about no sterilisation programmes, some girl will be stupid to fall for it eventually. See there's some hope.